it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
does dude even still have teeth
I’m done with teenage boys.
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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
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hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?
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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
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"Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love."
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